Posted by sasha sanders on Monday, May 28, 2012 Under: Daddyhood
Scenario 1: Daughter: I want something to eat. Mom: I beg your pardon? Daughter: Can I have something to eat? Mom: Pardon? Daughter: Please may I have something to eat?
Scenario 2: Mom: Please will you tidy your room up? 5 minutes pass. Mom: I asked you to tidy your room up. 5 more minutes pass. Mom: Tidy. Your. Room. The. Fuck. Up. NOW.
Kids work their way up to politeness. Parents work their way down from it.
